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He said I looked like a girl from an amateur porn video. He then asked if he could jerk off while we continued our normal conversation.
After he tricked me into continuing the conversion for a few more minutes, I told him good-bye.
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I went for a drink with a guy I had been chatting with online.
His argument was that he was an EMT and has a sister, so he "knows all about these things." My argument was that I've had a vagina for 20 years.
Needless to say, he went home the next morning, and I've neither talked to or seen him since. Things were going really well, and he eventually almost moved in with me and my family.
After we hung out a few times, he came over to my place with a bottle of wine and a movie.
” But for those of us who are too lazy for asceticism, making the most of a bad situation helps, and the value of a cringe-worthy story is a great payoff. That night you spent listening to some stranger talk about his reptile-hoarding proclivities makes you part of a great sisterhood.
So he decided he was going to stay that night instead of driving home.
This only irritated me because he didn't really ask, he just decided.
Having kissed my fair share of frogs on Tinder, I can attest that dating is horrible. Luckily, bad date stories are supremely entertaining and very fun to tell. In these scenarios, the lemon is a scrubby dude who always forgets his wallet at home.
This is not to say that a terrible date doesn’t leave you crestfallen.